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How a racquet sport can turn ugly for me:
1. Leaving a bruise on your friend’s leg by smashing at him. As his partner.
2. Blood spilled on the parquet floor. When a smash hits my face, bursting my enlarged pimple.
3. Playing mixed doubles, when my partner notices the colour of my underwear, thanks to a large gash across the front of my shorts.
